Friday, July 21, 2006
Hey peeps it's so amazing!!!*hands up*
I Layered my hair wohoooooo and i only paid one bugs and eighty insects SO lo bang hahas!!!*smiles*
Cut cut cut cut..... into british council muahaha!!!
OHHH it was real devastating!!!
Firstly when i left for bc the road was crowded with Carssy, lorriessy,bussessy,taxixy,motor cyclele and SAMPANS* hahas*
The road jam was caused by an accident along the causeway the car overturned like those in HOTWHEELS!!!
It looked like a dolphin!!!*PINK dolphin*....
MY mei ren yu*mermaid* didn't come to bc today hais cause she must do some ushering for her schools speech day... without her, class wasn't sooo fun!!!
In class we had to write some report bout some trip to planet utakala!!
It then became crazy!!!
I said i saw some creatures called boong gong who stayed in sewage pipes and they row a sampan for transportation and lots more that was crazy!!!
After lesson i called mei ren yu to tell her the home work.... her voice sounded so tired! wish i was there to bring up her hype hais mei ren yu, miss u lots!!
After some car was like blocking the bus stop and damm it so inconsiderate this was what happened!!!
BUs:BEEP!! BEEP!!!
CAR:(stationery)
Bus:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!
CAR:BEEP!!
GIRL:(knocks on car windscreen asking driver to move!!!)Knock knock!!
MUA:A move U hantu teh teh!!
CAR:SCREECHING!!!(moves forward)
MUa:Wah u go row sampan larhx i thing you drive slower than a SAMPAN!!
PEEPS at bus stop: Laughing!!!
GIRL 2: (girl 2 says to girl) opps thats my dad
MuA: Hey your dad works as a fisherman or what?
GIrl: what omg thats your dad sorry sorry!!
MUa: YOu know whats the meaning of whatever
ALL: WALK of + bus and car drove off
After that worse came, i missed three buses!!!
this was what happened
MUA:Talking on the phone with mermaid!!
172: (arrived)Vroom vroom
MUa:(Flag)swoosh swoosh
172: Drove off
Mua: Arhx just heck that!!!
15 mins later
Mua: Talking on the phone with Elvis pressingly!!!
172:(arrived)Vroom vroom
Mua:(jumps up and flag bus) pooing swosh swosh
172: drove off
Mua:Wahhh Fcuk his bus tyre I shoot him with my fart!!
another 15 mins later
MUa: Talking on the phone with ELvis
172:(arrived)Vroom vroom
MUa: stand on the rode flags bus
172:drove off
Mua:f%$$ your mother from the jungle u bloddy tarzan no pants!!
Mua:(called sbs* )Ring ring
SBs:Hello please leave a message after the tone beeps
MUa: I know this is SBs the suck up balls service 174 just sucks*
ELvis:Relax deh!!
Mua:I'll break his moms sanitary pad i tell you!!
ELvis:laughs!!
Mua:next one better be good
ELvis: stand in the middle of the road confirm can get it
Another 15 mins gone
171:(arrived) Vroom vroom
Mua:(jumps in the middle of the rode stops the bus)pooing screech
171:stops
Bus driver:why stand in the middle of the road
Mua: do you know i just missed 3 buses!
Bus driver:really
Auntie:Yarhx lor so like that one lor i will complain to sbs lor but u very good driver lor!
Bus driver:Thanks auntie!
Mua:wah like that call courteous arhx your college ask them go dig their sbs grave larhx
Bus driver:THey all retarded niah
Mua:Tell them they suck cock humtai
Bus driver: No prop hahas they sruck croc hansai
Mua:uncle u can teach me english sial power sruck croc hansai
ALL the peeps:laugh
I was so relieved lor after that and now i'm becoming auntie lor wheew!!!
165 was fast though!!
woah i reach home and went to bathe and here i am writing this blog!!!
I gotta go know yup btw ting ting this is for you hahas!!*hola*
METAPHORICAL IDIOMS posted at 8:57 AM