Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Hey there guys and girls and ALIENS....... muahaha aliens has been a phenomenal hit since many many centuries back when peeps believe that aliens invaded earth and took osama away!!
That was the time for captain poo poo to work it out , aliens or osama whatever!!!!
To me there are living things living in space and they are bacteria and organism that is so orgie oh la la!!!

My class in Bc was alienly(British council) WEre doing some project bout aliens.... me n dan wrote some crazy story/report.. hear this out yo!!!
DEar officer, when i was showering at 3am in the morning i saw a ufo outside my window there were 2 of them, they were pink in colour flying upside down for 7 hours making quaking and woofing sounds "quack quack woof woof". The sky was very dark n cloudy, it was raining crocs and iguana there were stormy skies that blurred my eyes cannot see larhx deh!!! My name is jiva kumar AND I STAY IN GEYLANG STREET 1000 the polka dot district!!!
mY TEACHER READ IT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE class damm it hahas!!!
ok whatever to do with aliens hahas!!!
Today played soccer wohoooo i drove the bloddy tractor around the school field sooo fun muahaha it goes "crank crank crank crank" hahas!!!
This is cool my mei mei SHu yi send it to mua!!


> [ ] you have gotten F9 grades for math many times
> [ ] you always do last min hmks in class>
[x ] you use ur handphone to text urfriends in class
> [x] you phone got confiscated before
> [x] you listen to ur mp3, cd player inclass
> [x] you sleep in class
> [ ]xP you curse teachers
> [ ] you are always late for extra classes
> [ ] you doodle on tables
> [] you make out in class
> [x] you are rebbellious with someteachers
> [ ] you always hand up work late
> [ ] you make fun of the nerds and geeks.
> [x] you have broken school rules
> [ ] you always dun have the correctbooks
> [ ] you dun take notes
> [x] reccess is your favourite part ofschool
> [x] you hang out after school
> [ ] you lie to ur teachers about hmks
> [ ] you tell ur parents that u dont havehmks, when> u actually do
> [x ] u have made someone cry in school
> [x] you copied hmks before
> [ ] you threw away hmks before and lie that u> didnt recieve it first of all
> [x] you laugh at the way some teacherswalk
> [ ] you have been late couple of times>
> put a cross on the side. when applicable> once done, count the crosses> and then multiply by 4. and post it as> I AM ___ % bad in school.
I'm 44% bad hahas see i soooooo good yeah!!! pouts!!!
How good am i go ask the teachers go row their smapan in their bathtub hey!!!

here another one i love doing this!!

am 42% boyish and 50% girlish
Message:
GUY-ISH:[ x] you own a jersey

[ ] you like being sweaty
[ ] you love mud
[x] you've played at least one sport on a team
[x] you've played more than 1 sport for fun
[ ] you hate pink
[x] you love hoodies and jeans
[x]pranks are fun
[x]dogs are better than cats
[ ]its funny when people get hurt
Total = 6
[ ] shopping is torture
[x]pulling heads off dolls isnt creepy..its fun
[x]u dont cry
[ ] sad movies suck[ ] girl drama is stupid
[ ] painting your nails is weird/stupid
[x] you own a ps2
[ ] you own an xbox
[ ] you own a gamecube
[ ] at some point in time you wanted to be afirefighter
[ ] you own a psp
Total = 3
[x] you used to be obsessed with power rangers
[ ] you watch sports center
[x] you watch sports on tv sometimes
[ ] gorey movies are the best!
[ ] you arent scared of anything
[x] you take part in "male bonding"
[ ] you only go to your dad for advice
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] you aren't sensitive
[x] no pain no gain
Total = 4
[x]you like going to football games
[x] night games rock
[ ] spiders and bugs are cool (EWW!)
[x] you like to freak out your sister or brother
[ ] you used to or do collect baseball cards
[ ] saggy pants are cool
[x] you get sports illustrated/other sports/ guymagazine
[ ] fire is cool
[ ] you don't babysit
[ ] you're immature
Total = 4
[ ]its kinda weird to have sleepovers with abunchof people
[x]green black red or blue or silver are yourfavorite color(s)
[x] romantic comedies are boring
[ ] you hate dressing up
[ ] you dont care about your hair
[x] you love to go crazy and not care whatpeoplethink
[ ] climbing is fun
[x] contact sports like football are fun
Total = 4

Now add the numbers up x2 and re-post withyourscore as:"I'm __ % guyish"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GIRL-ISH
[ ] you wear lip gloss.(sometimes)
[x] you shop
[ ]you wear eyeliner
[x] you buy different colored shirts
[ ] you wear halters and tube tops (sometimes)
total: 2
[x] you dont like shopping at hot topic
[x] you wear the color pink
[ }you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing the color black
[x] you love hanging at the mall (only if i gotthe mood xD)
total: 3
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] skirts are a part of your wardrobe
[x] you take a long time doing your hair
[x] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies(provided money)
total: 2
[x]you hate the movie star wars
[ ] you cry in movies
[ ] you are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics, ordance
[x] it takes you more than 1/2 hour to get dressed and put on other accesories
[x] you smile a lot more than u should
total: 3
Add them up, multiply them by 5, and post as "iam _% GIRL-ISH
Damm i'm 42% boyish and 50% girlish omg thats sounds wrong!!
I'm feeling so gay!!!

Ok ok i'm done with this blog whatever i wanna get those polka dotty undies!!! aRHx!!!!
I'm MADDenning tmr have POa test!!!
Fcuk mother tuang!!
Whatever ok ok cya guys ciao ciao bb*hola*


METAPHORICAL IDIOMS posted at 5:31 AM

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